Posts tagged "Tales of the Abyss"
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know that I am a master of Lanvaldear-style archery, I was involved in the battle of northern Chesedonia, and I’m also a Seventh Fonist. I am a studied healer and I’m the top archer in the entire Kimlascan court. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on Auldrant, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me because I’m a princess? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across Kimlasca and your location is being tracked right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with a bow and arrow. Not only am I extensively trained in ranged combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Kimlascan White Knights and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.